Thursday, February 5, 2009

The Man of a Thousand Faces

Wellll, a more appropriate title would be "The Little Boy of Nine Faces", but it just doesn't have the same ring to it. I had promised Max that we would go out for lunch if he did well on his English exam and TA-DA, he received a star on his forehead and an "Excellent" in his workbook so off we went to "Boorger King" (I'm working on his accent, sigh). He was showing me the faces of emotion he had to demonstrate for his exam and he demanded I take pictures, so, here you go, my little joker and his amazing facial contortions. (Ok, ok, "amazing" is an exaggeration, but please, a little poetic license for a proud mom!)

Max quotes of the month!

1. "Remember when I was a baby yesterday and I made a mess with ketchup? I was just tiny, I big now."
2. "Es la ultima vez que te lo digo, no soy un bebé!!" ("This is the last time I am going to tell you, I am not a baby!")
3. "My penis is bigger than yours mommy."
4. "Quien lo quito la noche?" ("Who took away the night?")
5. "I mad because I like it. I not going to be your friend and you're not coming to my Black Spiderman party!!!"
6. "Nooo, you no kiss daddy right, kiss like this" (a demonstration of fishy lips and darting tongues followed, oh my!)
6. "I the policeman, give me money or I take you away."

Face of an angel with a devil's tongue, that's my boy.


Anonymous said...

He is so cute. Lana can do the exact same face as Max - in the last picture - You know I think I remember that you already have him married off to some other little girl, but if not - or if it doesn't work out, I think that him and Lana would make a great pair, LOL.


Rosas Clan in Tulum said...

Oh my GOD- he is sooo cute. I love these pics. No license needed.

Heather said...

OMGosh he is precious and what a mouth! How do you not laugh when he says those things?


Frankly Ronda said...

Kids are the ultimate gift - can't you just watch and listen to them forever!

Sue said...

I just love your Max stories, he's so cute!

K.W. Michigan said...

Sooo cute! and such a comedian.

Cdn Cat said...

I love the center photo! Priceless!
And where oh where did he come up with #6?....Only in Mexico ja ja ja ....

ElleCancun said...

Awesome pics!!!

LOVE #6 - hehehe - who's teaching him these things!!!??!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

Super cute, he is quite the entertainer. And ps I love his haircut.

Anonymous said...

Those pics are great, and I love his quotes. It must be hard sometimes to keep a straight face.

Amy in MN

CancunCanuck said...

Jennifer- Well, Max has made a lot of promises to girls that he just isn't going to keep, he is a boy after all, teehee. So sure, we can set up a Lana date! Just be warned that there is a line up.... ;-) (Did you get my mail or am I going to have to blow up hotmail?)

Rosas Clan- Thanks amiga!

Heather- Oh man, it is hard not to laugh, so sometimes I just let it fly and allow him to ask "What's so funny?". :)

American Mommy- I honestly don't know what I would do for entertainment without Max, he's better than a rental from Blockbuster any day!

Sue- Thanks, I just wish he didn't KNOW that he's cute. He uses it and I can see that getting worse, not better.

K.W.- Thank goodness he's funny, otherwise I might have tried to return him to the store with all his naughtiness. Now he can be naughty and give me a giggle, so I guess I'll keep him. :)

Cdn Cat- That pic is my favourite too. And oh yes, there is no doubt my little guy is Mexican, lol!

On Mexican Time- I think Hubby and I often forget that Max has such BIG EARS, he hears everything even when we think he's not paying attention. We must be more careful for sure, lol!

Becky- Thanks! His teacher styles his hair everyday before bringing him out to me, she does a pretty good job of it too!

Amy- Actually, impossible to keep a straight face, he's just too much of a joker.

3LittleFlowers said...

Max cracks me up!!!! Just too funny!!!! A TOTAL BOY!!!! And good job on the English exam!!

It will be fun to make the many faces of my girls...

CancunCanuck said...

Momto3- Oh man, you have no idea just how funny he is, you would be rolling on the floor with some of the things that come out of his mouth.

3LittleFlowers said...

Im a 100% that we will meet some day... I bet that Max and Camila can burn down a house!

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